| Queen of Hearts: | Accused! What do you have to say to your defence? |
| Phoebe: | En guarde! |
| SFX: | Sproing! |
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| Queen of Hearts: | Come on, I said defence, not fence. Also you'll poke your eye out. |
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| Queen of Hearts: | According to the witnesses, you have crashed the hat guy's tea party and you might also owe him 5 bucks. |
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| Phoebe: | Well, your honourific, you could say so. But you could also not say so. This is due to complexated reasons that will require an impromptu dance performance later on. |
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| Narrator: | 6 Hours Later... |
| Phoebe: | Do we have proof that I exist? Do we have proof that you exist? |
| Phoebe: | So, as Schrödinger would say, "I really dislike tuna sandwiches"... |
| Phoebe: | De-de-dee dah dee de-doh doh... |
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| Phoebe: | And therefore, in my educaminated opinion, it is inaccurate to say I was present, because while I am present, I was past. Any questions? |
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| Queen of Hearts: | Brlbl, brlb |
27. August 2021 
