| Elsewhere, someone's closer to their goal... |
| Bad Bat: | I found a way in, but I don't feel goot about it. |
| Batty: | I don't care how you feel! |
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| Batty: | Come on! Let's get this done before someone else arrives. |
| Bad Bat: | This may not be such a good idea... |
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| Batty: | Of course it's a good idea; it's mine! It's not like there's some kind of ancient gua- |
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| Batty: | OOOOOHH! |
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| Batty: | How delightfully clichéd. I wonder if it speaks in rhymes. |
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| Guardian: | YOU WHO SEEK THE MADCAP - QUICK! HEAR THE WILL OF MALVARIC: |
| Batty: | Spit it out. |
| Guardian: | A FOOL HERE SHALL MEET WITH A TERRIBLE FATE; A SAGE WILL BE ABLE TO OPEN THE GATE. |
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| Bad Bat: | I think we can't get in, Batty. |
| Batty: | I can get wherever I want, sweetie! Besides, the door's got no lock. Any dimwit knows how to open it! |
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| SFX: | KAZOINK! |
| Bad Bat:
| Wow, Batty, I wouldn't have known what to do! Maybe I'm not dimwitted enough. |
| Batty: | Shut. Up. |
27. August 2021 
