| Lanschi | I never knew how many signatures fit on a single scroll. |
| Panschi: | Wasn't dying to find out. We're lucky no one tried to stop us. |
| Sign: | Lanschilandia Castle - where kings are king |
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| Phoebe: | Ladies and gentlemen,- |
| Panschi | Yes, we know! Your Majesty, sign the document so this is finally over! |
| King Lanschi: | Hm, the signatures seem to be there. We- |
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| Batty: | Wait, Your Majesty! Don't sign the paper! If you sign it, the Kingdom of, uh, Ultimathule will collapse! |
| Bad Bat: | Verily, I say! That wouldn't be jolly good at all! |
| Batty: | Quiet, you wally! |
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| King Lanschi: | This sounds grave. We should hold off on signing the forum for now. |
| Panschi: | What?! That kingdom doesn't even exist! |
| Anserian: | His Majesty is wise in exercising utmost case. However... |
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| Anserian: | I was not made aware that His Majesty has been expecting you. Do the Master and Mistress have an audience? |
| Batty | We don't need an audience! It's a matter of life and death! The future of out kingdom! End of the world, etc.! |
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| Anserian: | In that case, do the Master and Mistress have proof that they are here on such urgent official business? |
| Batty: | Well, uh... |
| Bad Bat: | Listen, Minister! We don't need any proof! We're the trusted left hand (pinky and pointer finger) bats of Kakralomino of Alluvia! He'll... he'll... uh... |
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| Bad Bat: | Um... I didn't mess up, Batty, did I? Please say I didn't mess up! |
27. August 2021 
